“teenagers skip breakfast because they think it will help them lose weight” ACTUALLY NO THATS BULLSHIT TEENAGERS SKIP BREAKFAST SO THEY CAN MAKE IT TO SCHOOL ON TIME WITHOUT WAKING UP AT 4 IN THE MORNING
I got some McDonalds and it costed $6.66 and my cashier said “oh lawd can you order some extra sauce or somtin gawd has been good to me that number is for da devil or somtin”
This will always be one of my favorite posts
This shark gotten eaten by another shark as it was being fished out of the water. In other news, I’m never going in the water again.
Yo dawg I heard you like sharks so I put a shark in your shark so you can fish while you fish
Smaller shark is just having the worst day.
This is horrifying
true love is having a crush on him even after he got a haircut
the female mind is a very strange place.
No one’s denying it
what the fuck is going on
I scrolled to the bottom expecting an explanation
i’m still waiting
STILL FUCKIN WAITING.
I’m a strong independent gamer who needs no tutorial
Shit how do I walk
I feel like everyone on the internet needs to see this